Monthly Archives: March 2010

Kid randomness…

“No Kayla you can’t have the nunchuck,” my seven year old scolds his two year old sister. Me:”Just let her have the nunchuck for Pete’s sake!” Him: “Ok, Kayla, but if you break it, it’s going to be $30 out of your allowance.” I wonder when he’s going to get it… HE doesn’t even get [...]

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Picky, picky…

I think I might have the pickiest eater on earth.  My son is the biggest pain the the behind when it comes to food.  He takes an American Cheese sandwich with him to school everyday.  No crusts.  If there is even a spec of brown from the crust of the bread on there, he will [...]

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Crap-f-ing-tastic!!

For anyone who hasn’t seen this…  This is why Mommy needs to be better potty trained…  I was in the bathroom.  My daughter was alone in my bedroom.  I come out of the bathroom and find this: Sorry, the picture quality isn’t that great, but that’s my Blackberry for ya!  I swear when’s she’s old [...]

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Oh shit! The baby learned a new word!!

This is a quote by an unknown author that I came across years ago and have since posted in this most glittery type on my MySpace page. No truer words have been spoken… Now, I have a foul mouth.  I know this, I admit it, hell, I’m freaking proud of it!   My favorite curse word [...]

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