FAIL

The one where I talk about my dog’s balls…

I know… I haven’t been around much lately… I really don’t have any excuse…  blame Facebook… And my kids… and my inability to put down a book… GAH! Anyway, this week’s Mama Kat’s writing prompts had me in a tizzy. “This Week’s Prompts 1.) A promise. 2.) I thought my child was going to _______, [...]

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OH FOR PETE’S SAKE!! IT’S A HEAD COLLAR… NOT A MUZZLE!! A Public Service Announcement

Meet Chewie… Chewie is our (almost) 11 month old Siberian Husky puppy. Meet Chewie’s head collar… Meet Chewie when he’s wearing his head collar… This is what Chewie looks like twice daily when I walk him.  Now, I don’t meet a lot of people when I walk Chewie, but those that I do meet (usually [...]

Categories: I hate people., Rants, this shit can only happen to me! | 2 Comments

A Memorable Neighbor… or Keep Your Crazy Away From My Kid!

So… this week’s Mama Kat’s writing prompts made me laugh… There’s so much shit I can put out there, but this one especially made me chuckle. A Memorable Neighbor. For those of you who have been following for a while, you know I have been having troubles with the woman across the street. She is [...]

Categories: Drama, FAIL, I hate people., I swear they are trying to kill me..., Rants, this shit can only happen to me! | 13 Comments

People I’d like to punch…

This month the From Left to Write Book Club is reading Exploiting My Baby by Teresa Strasser. It’s a memoir of pregnancy and childbirth, and while I admit that I haven’t finished the book yet, there is one aspect of the book that really speaks to me, as it may well speak to you… Have [...]

Categories: From Left to Write Book Club, Rants | 3 Comments

Fifteen minutes in the life of a scatterbrained, sleep deprived, possibly ADD Mom…

I really need to sit down and write that post for the From Left to Write Book club. I’m already late with the post cause I lost the book for a while and I still haven’t finished it…  But she had some great ideas when you have an extra fifteen minutes on hand and what [...]

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I’d rather not do that again, thank you…

This post is inspired by Mama Kat’s Writing Workshop. 4.) What happened in 2010 that you’d rather not repeat? Holy Shit, there are so many things that happened last year that I would totally NOT do again…  let me count the ways… 7. Going to visit my in-laws in Florida with my husband, two kids [...]

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Thankful for our soldiers, ashamed of myself…

So I was at the gas station today when I spotted a young man in an Army uniform paying for his gas. I glanced around the station to see what type of vehicle he was driving. My two-year-old daughter was in the back seat and I like to point out the cool army vehicles these [...]

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Bus stop drama…

Ok, so MOMS!!  How many of you are friends with or “friendly” with the parents of your kids friends??  Do you think you have to be friends or “friendly” with ALL of them?  Cause I’m about to call this bitch out… My son’s so-called “best friend” is the boy who lives across the street.  They [...]

Categories: Drama, FAIL, I swear they are trying to kill me..., Rants, this shit can only happen to me! | 2 Comments

I’m back… sorta…

So, I’ve been kinda MIA lately from the blogosphere, I know… I’ve been super busy with the kids and Tastefully Simple, and just everything… Hubs and I have decided that I need to go back to school to get certified to teach (something) to help bring in a decent income so that MAYBE ONE F-ING [...]

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This is what I get for not paying attention…

This month the From Left to Write Book Club is reading and writing about The Stuff  That Never Happened by Maddie Dawson.  I eagerly awaited the arrival of the book because the story sounded so JUICY!  Then I realized I had to write a post inspired by this very juicy story…  I decided that I [...]

Categories: Book Reviews, FAIL, From Left to Write Book Club | 14 Comments

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