Things my husband does to me…
Don’t anybody try to make plans with me in advance, chances are I’ll have to cancel.
It’s ok, that I go out tomorrow night, right? No. I’ve got people coming for corals and shit tomorrow. What the fuck do you mean you’ve got people coming? When were you planning on telling me you were having people come? Don’t be so dramatic. I’m not being dramatic! I have to clean this pigsty [...]
I need to join Snore-anon…
You know those Nyquil commercials they’ve been airing lately? “For a better looking morning.” or some such shit… You know how they show those ugly sick people snoring their brains out after taking Nyquil? Yeah, I deal with this EVERY FUCKING NIGHT! Not that my husband necessarily looks like that guy, but let me tell [...]
I’m getting a divorce…
So after almost 10 years of marriage my husband decides to tell me… he doesn’t like the brand of toilet paper I buy. Seriously?? WTF?? I’ve been buying this brand for most of my adult life and just NOW you’re telling me you don’t like it?? Somebody stick a fork in my eye! He says [...]
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