my kids are FREAKING HILARIOUS

Playing the Prince

Posted on July 28, 2011 by mastermindmommy

“Here Mommy, I will be the beautiful princess and you will be the handsome prince.”  Little Miss approaches me in one of her many princess dresses, in her hand is a bright green cape adorned with dollar signs. I hate that cape. It is scratchy. And annoying. And it reminds me of our worst vacation [...]

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Kid randomness…

Posted on March 24, 2010 by mastermindmommy

“No Kayla you can’t have the nunchuck,” my seven year old scolds his two year old sister. Me:”Just let her have the nunchuck for Pete’s sake!” Him: “Ok, Kayla, but if you break it, it’s going to be $30 out of your allowance.” I wonder when he’s going to get it… HE doesn’t even get [...]

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Oh shit! The baby learned a new word!!

Posted on March 1, 2010 by mastermindmommy

This is a quote by an unknown author that I came across years ago and have since posted in this most glittery type on my MySpace page. No truer words have been spoken… Now, I have a foul mouth.  I know this, I admit it, hell, I’m freaking proud of it!   My favorite curse word [...]

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Not even toddler farts!

Posted on January 7, 2010 by mastermindmommy

There are lots of cute things in this world… puppies, kittens, babies, Johnny Depp, my Facebook profile pic, my daughter when she says “Help me! Help me! Ayudame!” (we watch WAY too much Dora and Diego). But, there also some things in this world that are NOT cute! 1. My husband when he makes comments [...]

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My Size Barbie = Mattel FAIL!! and other Barbie related ramblings…

Posted on December 31, 2009 by mastermindmommy

In the words of my 8th grade earth science teacher Mr. Black, my best friend Eileen is the greatest thing since sliced freakin’ bread.  She’s smart, beautiful and successful.  She’s my weekly stress relief, my partner crime (wanna see my scar?).  I would move mountains for her if she needed me to and she would [...]

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