Randomness…

Mad Libs with Write on Edge, and no I’m not pregnant…

Today’s post comes from a prompt from writeonedge.com.  It was intended for April Fool’s Day, but as with everything in my life…  it took a backseat to running like an idiot all over for my family so I guess this is my April Fools joke on you Dear Reader.  SURPRISE!!  An April Fool’s Day joke [...]

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Fifteen minutes in the life of a scatterbrained, sleep deprived, possibly ADD Mom…

I really need to sit down and write that post for the From Left to Write Book club. I’m already late with the post cause I lost the book for a while and I still haven’t finished it…  But she had some great ideas when you have an extra fifteen minutes on hand and what [...]

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Thankful for our soldiers, ashamed of myself…

So I was at the gas station today when I spotted a young man in an Army uniform paying for his gas. I glanced around the station to see what type of vehicle he was driving. My two-year-old daughter was in the back seat and I like to point out the cool army vehicles these [...]

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I’m back… sorta…

So, I’ve been kinda MIA lately from the blogosphere, I know… I’ve been super busy with the kids and Tastefully Simple, and just everything… Hubs and I have decided that I need to go back to school to get certified to teach (something) to help bring in a decent income so that MAYBE ONE F-ING [...]

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Eight years ago today…

Eight years ago today…  God gave me this…                   And now, I have this…                 And this…                   Ain’t life grand??   Happy birthday Big Boy!!  Mommy loves you!

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Stand back!! I have a uniboob and I’m not afraid to use it!!

Quitting smoking was the SECOND hardest thing I’ve done in my life.  Losing the weight I put on after I quit is the first. So, if any of my Facebook friends have been paying attention, I’ve been making it very public that I am fat and need to lose some weight.  I’ve put on some [...]

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Kid randomness…

“No Kayla you can’t have the nunchuck,” my seven year old scolds his two year old sister. Me:”Just let her have the nunchuck for Pete’s sake!” Him: “Ok, Kayla, but if you break it, it’s going to be $30 out of your allowance.” I wonder when he’s going to get it… HE doesn’t even get [...]

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This is why I shouldn’t be left alone with my thoughts…

So I was reading Barefootfoodie‘s blog today and she’s talking about how HS sucked for her because in her senior year we’ll say her interests went in a different direction. She mentioned how she could have been Katie Holmes and awkwardly married to Tom Cruise, yadda yadda yadda… (and I don’t even like Seinfield) Anyway [...]

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