Monthly Archives: April 2012

The one where I talk about my dog’s balls…

I know… I haven’t been around much lately… I really don’t have any excuse…  blame Facebook… And my kids… and my inability to put down a book… GAH!

Anyway, this week’s Mama Kat’s writing prompts had me in a tizzy.

“This Week’s Prompts
1.) A promise.
2.) I thought my child was going to _______, but instead he/she _______.

3.) Tell us something you learned about a grandparent that surprised you.

4.) List 7 things your pet thought about today.

5.) Spring fashion is in the air! Put together and share an Spring outfit you’d like someone with money to buy you.”

I just couldn’t help myself…

Most of you who know me personally, have met Chewey (of course not his real name although sometimes I wish I’d named him that) my year and a half old Siberian Husky.

My former Fluffernutter... now he's all fluff and no nuts. :O

Chewey (or “Dumbass” as I affectionately call him) has been the center of my world lately as last week we had him neutered in an attempt to get him to stop peeing on the furniture.

So without further ado, here’s my post taken from Mama Kat’s Writing Prompt…

4.) List 7 things your pet thought about today.

7. I’m up! Who’s up? I’m up! Who’s up? You’re up? Oh boy! oh Boy! Hey wait…  where’re my balls??

6. Are you going to feed me??  Huh??  You got some food for me??  C’mon, I know you got some food for me!  Where’s my food??  Have you seen my balls?

5. Are we going to walk?  I wanna walk!  Are we gonna walk?? Oh boy!  We’re gonna walk! Maybe I’ll find my balls…

4. Bitch!  Take this thing off me!! (He’s referring to his head collar.  He does not like it.,) I wonder what will happen if I jump on that guy??  Maybe he has my balls…

3. Another dog??  Oh boy another dog!!  C’mon Mom, let’s go see the other dog so I can pee on him and sniff his butt!  Maybe he knows where my balls are…

2. Play??  Play, play play??  Where’re my balls??

1. Wait a minute…  WHERE ARE  MY BALLS??

Ok, so maybe that wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be…  Pish!  Whatever…  Where’s my book?

And to the man whose balls my dog clipped… I am eternally sorry!  Bad dog!!

Mama’s Losin’ It

This is an original ROSCMM post.  All opinions expressed are that of Jennifer herself.  This post was written for Mama Kat’s Weekly Writing workshop and has a compensation level of 0. (See my disclosure page for full details.)  And no, you can not steal my stuff.  It’s called Copyright, yo!

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Mad Libs with Write on Edge, and no I’m not pregnant…


Today’s post comes from a prompt from writeonedge.com.  It was intended for April Fool’s Day, but as with everything in my life…  it took a backseat to running like an idiot all over for my family so I guess this is my April Fools joke on you Dear Reader.  SURPRISE!!  An April Fool’s Day joke that’s not on April Fool’s Day!!

Oh, that was just awful…

Please enjoy the prompt.

Here’s the template to cut and paste into your post, inserting the words from your list.  We’re trusting you to fill in your original word choices, no matter how silly they seem.

After all, what fun is a tea party hosted by The Mad Hatter without a little silliness?  This is a snippet from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Chapter 7 – A Mad Tea-Party.

When you’re finished, link up below and let us giggle along.

There was a (1) set out under a (2) in front of the (3), and the March Hare and the Hatter were having (4) at it: a Dormouse was (5) between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a (6), (7) their (8) on it, and (9) over its (10). `Very (11) for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’

The (12) was a (13) one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they (14) when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice (15), and she (16) down in a (17) (18) at one end of the (19).

`Have some (20),‘ the March Hare said in an (21) tone.

Alice (22) all round the table, but there was nothing on it but (23). `I don’t see any(24),’ she (25).

`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn’t very (26) of you to (27) it,’ said Alice (28).

`It wasn’t very (29) of you to (30) without being invited,’ said the March Hare.”

Here’s mine…

There was a boy set out under a girl in front of the man, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having woman at it: a Dormouse was driving between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a car, flying their arms on it, and kicking over its head. `Very pretty for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’

The wall was a ugly one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they played when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice quickly, and she farted down in a silly towel at one end of the plant.

`Have some Easter Bunny,‘ the March Hare said in an happy tone.

Alice hopped all round the table, but there was nothing on it but shoes. `I don’t see any bush,’ she washed.

`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn’t very skinny of you to walk it,’ said Alice slowly.

`It wasn’t very blue of you to poop without being invited,’ said the March Hare.

Wow…  that was just about as good as my April Fool’s Day joke.  At least I didn’t tell you I was pregnant.  Cause I’m not…  No really, I’m NOT!

This is an original ROSCMM post.  This post was inspired by a prompt offered by writeonedge.com and no, you can not steal my content unless you specifically ask me for it first. It’s called copyright, yo.

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