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Mad Libs with Write on Edge, and no I’m not pregnant…


Today’s post comes from a prompt from writeonedge.com.  It was intended for April Fool’s Day, but as with everything in my life…  it took a backseat to running like an idiot all over for my family so I guess this is my April Fools joke on you Dear Reader.  SURPRISE!!  An April Fool’s Day joke that’s not on April Fool’s Day!!

Oh, that was just awful…

Please enjoy the prompt.

Here’s the template to cut and paste into your post, inserting the words from your list.  We’re trusting you to fill in your original word choices, no matter how silly they seem.

After all, what fun is a tea party hosted by The Mad Hatter without a little silliness?  This is a snippet from Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Chapter 7 – A Mad Tea-Party.

When you’re finished, link up below and let us giggle along.

There was a (1) set out under a (2) in front of the (3), and the March Hare and the Hatter were having (4) at it: a Dormouse was (5) between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a (6), (7) their (8) on it, and (9) over its (10). `Very (11) for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’

The (12) was a (13) one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they (14) when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice (15), and she (16) down in a (17) (18) at one end of the (19).

`Have some (20),‘ the March Hare said in an (21) tone.

Alice (22) all round the table, but there was nothing on it but (23). `I don’t see any(24),’ she (25).

`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn’t very (26) of you to (27) it,’ said Alice (28).

`It wasn’t very (29) of you to (30) without being invited,’ said the March Hare.”

Here’s mine…

There was a boy set out under a girl in front of the man, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having woman at it: a Dormouse was driving between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a car, flying their arms on it, and kicking over its head. `Very pretty for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’

The wall was a ugly one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they played when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice quickly, and she farted down in a silly towel at one end of the plant.

`Have some Easter Bunny,‘ the March Hare said in an happy tone.

Alice hopped all round the table, but there was nothing on it but shoes. `I don’t see any bush,’ she washed.

`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.

`Then it wasn’t very skinny of you to walk it,’ said Alice slowly.

`It wasn’t very blue of you to poop without being invited,’ said the March Hare.

Wow…  that was just about as good as my April Fool’s Day joke.  At least I didn’t tell you I was pregnant.  Cause I’m not…  No really, I’m NOT!

This is an original ROSCMM post.  This post was inspired by a prompt offered by writeonedge.com and no, you can not steal my content unless you specifically ask me for it first. It’s called copyright, yo.

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